The Tale of the Pirate Kings

As many of you know, our internet has been out for the past couple of days. Being the computer junkies we are our patience wore thin quickly, and a resolve was needed. Today I took the initiative and called ADSS (our cable and internet people). Boy, what a fun day it was. After being juggled around by their tech support and customer service people (both who have no skills talking to each other), I finally got through and discovered what the hell our problem was. Aparrently we're being investigated by the feds because ADSS has "some" ability to monitor what we're doing, and what ever it is we're setting off all their bells and whistles. Yesterday a formal investigation was launched, and with out our knowledge all kinds of phone calls were made and stuff looking into the matter. We'll bring you more updates as this whole situation unfolds. Of course all of you know this is competely blashphemous.